The 100 Cheesiest Movies Quotes of All Time

by Jared Wade on January 21, 2010 · 6 comments

Not bad. Could use more Anakin Skywalker, but Pajiba’s cheesiest quote video features three sweet Wicker Man quotes, has a ton from the Governor of California, highlights the ongoing retardation of John Travolta and gives us a full cross-section of Keanu Reeves’ career.

Speaking of, I’ve had multiple people over the past few years try to convince me that Speed is not just a fun, throwaway flick about a runaway bus, but an actual good movie. My response has always been: “Yeah … it’s a fun movie to watch if if you can’t fall asleep or something, I guess … but, yeah, well, I’m taller.”

It also features Dustin’s favorite quote of all time at the 8:25 mark, which is nice. (video by Pajiba via Filmdrunk)

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Dustin Freeley 01.21.10 at 5:46 pm

Clearly, the best line by the best actor. e-ver.
One sad omission from this post is Patrick Swayze’s “I drive ’cause I had to make a living.”

2 DDinAstoria 01.21.10 at 10:15 pm

So fitting that it ends with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer.

Missed a couple of good ones, like:
“Tell me about it stud” – Grease
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner” – Dirty Dancing
“I’ll have what she’s having” – When Harry Met Sally
“The dingo took my baby” – A Cry In The Dark

Sooooo many good ones…http://www.movieparrot.com/cheesiest/

3 Jared Wade 01.21.10 at 10:35 pm

Pretty sure the one about the baby in the corner was in there. That’s Swayze, right? He says that in there.

4 DDinAstoria 01.21.10 at 10:56 pm

Nope. Swazy was in there 2x, but not that line. Watched it again to be sure.

Still, a great collection of clips. :)

5 Jared Wade 01.21.10 at 11:14 pm

Check the 6:18 mark one more time and report back on your sureness.

6 DDinAstoria 01.21.10 at 11:23 pm

….You adjusted the video, didn’t you? I swear it wasn’t there before. It went right from FWAAF to whichever Matrix that was. I guess I shouldn’t drink and comment.

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